This is a story about a wind up that I’ve actually managed to pull of 3 times now and it will never get old…
As well as Cocktails, I’ve always had a heavy passion for Real Ale. Cocktails and Real Ales has a nice ring to it don’t you think!? Well, anyway. Every Bar I’ve run, I’ve always managed to have 5+ Real Ale lines in and been fortunate to have a high throughput through them. My empty barrels a week would range between 10/12 up to 30. That’s a lot of cellar work.
At one particular Bar I ran had a cellar that was outside and down some steps. We had to bring all the empties up the night before delivery day as they’d just be in the way otherwise. The first time I ever managed to pull this wind up off was the week after Fresher Week in Cambridge Uni many years ago. It was a very busy week and we had about 20 barrels to bring up. At that time of year as well, I also had a few new guys just starting out behind the Bar. I always preferred to hire inexperienced people as I could train them up to what I wanted, as opposed to inheriting Bad traits from poor Chain Pubs.
One fresh faced youngster I employed was always super keen to impress. He’d read up on Cocktail recipes. He’d be the first one in and the last one out. He’d be the first one to jump in front of guests as they came up to the Bar. To be fair, he was a legend. One of my finest protégés. But like all super keen people, they tend to be the most gullible.
One night while it was quiet he offered to help me bring up all the barrels. So we set about getting all the empties out of the Cellar and carrying them around to where the Deliveries got dropped off. Brilliant. A 15/20 minute job cut down to 5. However, after we’d finished, he innocently asked if he could help with anything else, to which my eyes lit up like Christmas trees…
Yeah I replied, they all need washing out.
Really?! He asked.
Yeah, of course. They won’t take them back dirty, they have to refill them with Beer!!
Well, never in a million years did I expect him to believe me, but he did!! Hook, line, sinker!! There he was 45 minutes later with a bucket of Hot soapy water, a deck scrubber and a hose pipe to rinse them out afterwards. I have never seen Barrels so clean before! I never did have the heart to tell him, I just made sure that he never worked a Wednesday night again…